Just kidding she's dead

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A man was walking down to the hospital to visit her wife.When he got into her wife's room she wasn't there, so he decided to ask the doctor where she is. So he know that she's still alive.

Then he saw the doctor and asked,
"Doc, how's my wife doing?",
"Sorry sir from now on you will be feeding, and giving her a bath everyday, because all of her arms and legs have been cut off". the doctor replied.

"Huh!?Is that true?" the man immediately replied in shock. The doctor laughed and said. "Hehe your nervous right? I'm just kidding, she's dead."

___Edited: November 7 2017—

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