Me:*Playing call of duty*
Mysterious voice:Francoise....
Me:*Still playing*
Mysterious voice:Francoise...!
Me:No,no,no!Damn it you f@$king bastard!I'm gonna rip you to pie-
(Lol i said pie😜)
Mysterious voice:Francoise!
Me:Huh,wait,what?(takes off headphone)
Mysterious voice:Francoise...
Me:Who's there and who are you?
Mysterious voice:I am the ghost of-
Me:Wait ghost?I thought every halloween always say "the spirit"?
MV:No that's christmas.
Me:So no spirit?Just ghost?
MV:Ok,will you just shut up and let me finish my intro!?
Me:Who paid you for this kind of crap?You're voice sounds like a scary little girl then suddenly turned into a teenager,and then i saw you hide in my closet 10 minutes ago,while i was eating chocolate.
(Can't help eating chocolate🍫)
MV:Damn it!I should have hide in the basement.
Me:Seriously,who paid you for doing this?
MV:You....
Me:Wait what?
MV:You said if i'm gonna be the mysterious voice in this chapter you would pay me!
Me:You always get paid(?)
MV:Said that to the guy who make me do this so i can have 20 pesos.
Me:Oh....😨
MV:That's it i quit!
Me:Fine then go then!
MV:Bleh!😜(Walks away)
Me:Now who am i gonna find someone who is worth it for this chapter?
Real Mysterious voice:Francoise...
Me:Huh?
RMV:It's me.
Me:A-are y-you t-t-the d-Devil!
RMV:(Jumps and ate me)Yes!
Crazy horse: Happy halloween!Everybody!
HHOCOEHALEPQGENVAXKJFKEIHCLSJDLJHCLSHQPTEGXKF!
(I forgot to tell you that it was a horse who ate me lol 🐴)
Then suddenly everybody starts poping out of nowhere,LED lights turn on and a dj playing Rock and roll songs.
Crazy horse:Let's party!!!!! OSGANJDOHNAFDV!!!
Everybody starts partying and they danced happily ever after!
-Joke-
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Hey guys yeah it's halloween and No,i was not eaten by a crazy horse.Now if you excuse me,i'm gonna visit my dead grandpa now.
Hahahahaha....Huhuhuhu(Sobs 😭)
-Beep-
So yeah,i still have time to update halloween jokes,so yeah happy halloween and get lolz neebs!
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Lolz Jokes
RandomBringing you best laughs,funny jokes and some of it are just my stupid add on's on this book. This is my lolz jokes so hope you read it=) And make it special and a laugh trip!
