Ross Lynch turned into a lemon!!!

Gross Kodzi

So segun la classe de ciencias naturales, Kodzi married Leech and now they have 6 weird children that will give you nightmares. So we begin...

Once upon a magical story land, there lived a detective named Victoria Kodzi. He was soooo cool and oblivious, which is why everyone on earth wants him as a detective.

Suddenly, Mrs. Vacation walked into the room, "Help, help!!!!!" she screamed.

Kodzi sat up and said ever so politely, "What you wwaaaannnnttt?"

"It's M-m-m-ms. PEPPER!!!!" she wailed, "SHE HAS TEAMED UP WITH ROSS LYNCH TO RUIN THE MINDS OF YOUNG CHILDREN!!!!"

This was very very serious. Kodzi rushed to the crime scene immediately. There were about seven thousand police bullies bullying a lonely genius child, Emma.

Ms. Pepper yelled, "CCCCCCCCCCCCIRCUM! ACCCCCCCCIIOOOO DISORGANIZED CLASSSSROOOMMMM DDDDDO NNNOOOTTT IIINNNNSSSUUULLLLTTT SSSNNNAAAPPPPEEE!!!!!!!!!"

Kodzi screamed and fainted/feinted. Then he sat up because he's magical.

"Okkkkkk" he thought, "I have to fiiixxxxx ttthhiiisss!!!!"

Meanwjile, leech was loudly singing "If I can't be with you" in his ear.

He took a deep breath and went up to Ms. Pepper.

"This assignment absorbs," he said.

Then the pepper go kaploo.

"Yay!" Emma said.

Leech looked at Kodzi and said, "KOOODDZZZIIII I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M GOING TO TURN US INTO PAPER PETS SO WE CAN DO A SCIENCE PROJECT"

Kodzi nodded, for he was madly in love with leech. He had secretly planned for Jenna to let the leech escape from the box, but did not want to ruin his reputation. Boot-verbing! or whatever it's called idk ask Justine she will explain Kaylor to you.

Then, they were made into paper pets, and leech was transformed into a girl bcuz idk requirements for the project.

"Okkkkkkk" Just said.

"Yes" Tama said

"LETS MAKE SOME GIRRAFE DOGES" Just smirked.

So they began. Tama made the leech and Just made Kodzi.

Tama cried tears of joy until idk until she got over how beautiful their artwork was.

"Kodziiii we are real!" Leech smirked, his third eye crying tears everywhere.

"That original lifeline,

Original lifeline,
That original lifeline,
Original lifeline.

Hey, look up!
Don't make a shadow of yourself,
Always shutting out the light.
Caught in your own creation.
Look up, look up!
It tore you open
And oh, how much!

'Cause there's a hole where your heart lies
And I can see it with my third eye.
And oh my touch, it magnifies
You pull away, you don't know why

That original lifeline,
Original lifeline,
That original lifeline,
Original lifeline.

Hey, look up!
You don't have to be a ghost,
Here amongst the living.
You are flesh and blood!
And you deserve to be loved and you deserve what you are given.
And oh, how much!

'Cause there's a hole where your heart lies
And I can see it with my third eye.
And oh my touch, it magnifies
You pull away, you don't know why.

That original lifeline,
Original lifeline,
That original lifeline,
Original lifeline.

'Cause there's a hole where your heart lies
And I can see it with my third eye.
And oh my touch, it magnifies
You pull away, you don't know why.

That original lifeline,
Original lifeline,
That original lifeline,
That original lifeline.

'Cause your pain is a tribute
The only thing you let hold you
Wear it now like a mantle
Always there to remind you

But your pain is a tribute
The only thing you let hold you
Wear it now like a mantle
Always there to remind you

I am the same, I'm the same
I'm trying to change.
I am the same, I'm the same
I'm trying to change.
I am the same, I'm the same
I'm trying to change!

'Cause there's a hole where your heart lies
And I can see it with my third eye.
And oh my touch, it magnifies
You pull away, you don't know why.

I am the same, I'm the same
(That original lifeline)
I'm trying to change.
(Original lifeline)
I am the same, I'm the same
(Original lifeline)
I'm trying to change.
(That original lifeline)
I am the same, I'm the same
(Original lifeline)
I'm trying to change
(Original lifeline)" Kodzi smirked.

"Yep," Leech smirked, "I <3 u so much"

Then, they began making the abominations which where the Kodzi children.

"What shall we name them?" Tama smirked.

"Let's name them after our most favourite friends ever, the blahs," Just smirked.

"Oh I do love the blahs" Tama smirked, "My best friend is Crykee so let's make her first,"

"OMGZ CRYKEE IS MY BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" Just angrily cheered, "I hayt yu jk justinem u2 smert 4 pumpkin lupin,"

"Yep," Tama smirked.

They made six children because Mrs. Alto-saxaphone wouldn't allow any more or less.

They jossed the President Coin in the air and determined the traits. Thanks to Kodzi's unacceptable recessive trait for SQUARE TEETH. Luckily, leech is a purebred pointed teeth pet so thankfully, none of the children have ugly teeth.

"Omgz our children are so beautiful" Leech smirked.

"Yes," Kodzi smirk, "Heeleum is my fav"

"NOI KODZI YOUUUU CANNNTTT PPPIIICCCK FFFAAAVVVSSSS!!!!!!!!"

Just staples and taped for X-tra security the pets on RED paper.

"Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street

Faster than the wind, passionate as sin, ending so suddenly
Loving him is like trying to change your mind once you're already flying through the free fall
Like the colors in autumn, so bright just before they lose it all

Losing him was blue like I'd never known
Missing him was dark grey all alone
Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met
But loving him was red
Loving him was red

Touching him was like realizing all you ever wanted was right there in front of you
Memorizing him was as easy as knowing all the words to your old favorite song
Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there's no right answer
Regretting him was like wishing you never found out that love could be that strong

Losing him was blue like I'd never known
Missing him was dark grey all alone
Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met
But loving him was red
Oh, red
Burning red

Remembering him comes in flashbacks and echoes
Tell myself it's time now, gotta let go
But moving on from him is impossible
When I still see it all in my head
In burning red
Burning, it was red

Oh, losing him was blue like I'd never known
Missing him was dark grey all alone
Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met
'Cause loving him was red
Yeah, yeah, red
We're burning red

And that's why he's spinnin' 'round in my head
Comes back to me, burning red
Yeah, yeah

His love was like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street" Tama smirk.

"Sure," Just smirk. Then, Just switches guides so she could make the stuff, but ends up eating the whole lunchroom.

They sit with the blahs + Emma and they talk to That Person. Peanwhile, Kodzi and Leech are happy bcuz they have scary children and live on a piece of red paper with punnet squares. Everything they've ever wanted!

THE BLAH END