Starbucks

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FUCK YOUR FUCKING EXPENSIVE ASS COFFEE!

This fucking Café is the only existing Café and restaurant the exist! Like I know y'all like them cappuccinos and lattes but y'all are white girls (?) !

In most fanfics it is the same old song, OC (black hair, icy blue eyes, skinny, pale skin) wakes up and takes a shower, gets dressed, then goes to school (because fuck breakfast), after school OC and boyfriend goes to Starbucks to study.

If not then the OC just goes straight to Starbucks, because fuck life, and spends like $1000 on coffee because they are to goddam lazy to make their own coffee.

Nigga fuck your Starbucks! I don't give a shit about fucking Starbucks! I'm planning to go and change the name so I don't have to read fucking Starbucks every fricking line!!!

And it doesn't matter what day it is... Starbucks is love, Starbucks is life!

It's like white people and avocados!

FUCK YOUR AVOCADOS AND STARBUCKS!

If anyone decides to combine the two I would go to jail after joining with ISIS and burn down all Starbucks Cafés and avocado farm.

No shame in hating Starbucks too.

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