Melissa: we're leaving today!
Liam: we?
Melissa: me and harrrry duh
Liam: ew
Melissa: bye
Liam: why does he have to come?
Melissa: because I'm ready to introduce him to mom and dad obviously
Liam: ew
Melissa: you're super annoying
Liam: Harry's super annoying
Melissa: and you're ugly asf
Liam: you look like a foot shut up
Melissa: you hear me crying?
Liam: ♡♡♡
Melissa: I don't want your stank ass love
Liam: you can't curse your like 12
Melissa: I'm 20 lol go away
Liam: you did the going away part already :) :) :) :)
Melissa: well you see me in a few days so be quiet
Liam: never mind just stay in LA
Melissa: no I want to see Sophia :/
Liam: you can't :(
Melissa: whyyy that's my lurve :^(
Melissa: ew peep his nose
Liam: me and Sophia broke up
Melissa: WHAT?! WHY? HOW? my otp wtf
Liam: it wasn't working out for us
Melissa: brb I'm gonna cry
Liam: don't remind me
Liam: have you talked to Dylan?
Melissa: nope nope nope fuck him
Liam: you already did fam
Melissa: !!! HOW DO YOU WHAT
Liam: he told me what happened
Melissa: I hate having friends that know you
Liam: can't blame me I'm beautiful
Melissa: *chokes*
Liam: bye
Melissa: bye
Liam: wait no! come back
Melissa: fr fr I have to go we need one more last pit stop before we hit the road
Liam: fine :( see you both soon I guess
Melissa: ♡
Ah how I love my dork of a brother. Technically we leave for New York at 6 tomorrow morning but it's still the same thing.
I grabbed the keys and my purse ready to go. I need to get pads and even though Harry thinks it's gross he should know I won't hesitate to slap him with a dirty- Nevermind.
"Harry! Let's go!" I shouted from the front door.
"HELP ME!" he screamed,probably waking up the neighbors.
"What happened?" I asked walking in to the bathroom.
"A comb got stuck in my hair and I can't find the bobby pins I used to hold my hair up" he sighed.
A comb. Stuck in his hair. A freaking comb.
"Let me help" I said trying to hide my laughter from coming out. "Wait sit down you're too tall"
I proceeded to look through his hair to pick out at least five bobby pins. "Ew,why your hair so greasy"
Because I haven't washed it in a long time"
"Long time being how long?"
"Since I visited you in New York" he said cringing as if I was going to hit him.
But I wasn't. Not yet. Not until I washed my hands.
"Ew why haven't you washed your hair in so long?!" I exclaimed,roughly washing my hands.
"I heard that it makes your hair grow longer"
I paused,literally taking in the fact that Harry was a idiot but hey,he was my idiot.
"Oh my god" I laughed. "All that grease I can cook french fries"
"Heeeeey" Harry whined "It's not that greasy"
"I could fill up my gas tank with your greasy ass hair fam"
"Fine go to CVS by yourself and I'll stay here to wash my hair"
"Nope your coming with me to get more shampoo because this L'Oréal one ain't working out" I said before walking out with the keys,hearing Harry's footsteps behind me.
This was going to be a long trip.
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"Your total is $29.14" the cashier said to me and Harry.
We payed our cash and walked out. But wait,you always have to check the recipient when it comes to CVS. "We didn't get condoms what the hell" I spoke standing outside of the CVS. I looked up to see Harry walking very very slowly towards the car.
"Harry Edward Styles what did you do?"
"I don't know what your talking about" he called from the other side of the street.
"How the hell did you sneak them past me?!"
"It's the power of pine sol baby" he yelled back before laughing.
It was already nine o'clock and I was ready for bed. We made it back home and gotten everything that we needed ready for the next day.
"I love you" Harry whispered before closing his tired eyes. "I love you too" I whispered back falling fast asleep in his arms.
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Back to back update cool.
The next update will probably be on Tuesday or Wednesday and that would be the last update ever for this book :(
After chapter 50 MM will officially be over *cries is spanish* HOWEVER Midnight Messages 2 is coming in full force and it's gonna good and I hope you guys like it ♡
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