Supernatural Text Messages

4: Female dog

Dean: Sammy

Sam: What do you want?

Dean: woah, snippy

Sam: Dean, I was busy with something, what do you want?

Dean: I won't even ask now, your on your man period

Sam: oh shut the fuck up

Dean: wow

Dean wOW

Sam: oh calm down, you've heard worse

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Dean: Cassss

Castiel: Hello Dean.

Dean: I'm bored

Castiel: I apologize

Dean: it's not your fault but come hang out with me, Sam is being a bitch

Castiel: Sam is a female dog?

Dean: CASSS JUST COME HANG OUT

Castiel: Okay Dean, but please explain to me why Sam is a female dog

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Castiel: Sam?

Sam: Yea?

Castiel: Dean keeps calling you a female dog

Sam: a bitch?

Castiel: Yes, why is he doing this?

Sam: no he's not actually saying I'm a dog Cas, he's mad because I told him to shut up and I was being a bit rude

Castiel: How come?

Sam: I was in the middle of a book I've been reading and he bothered me

Castiel: Oh, I understand now, but why does Dean keep insisting you are a female dog?

Sam: I wouldn't worry about it Cas

Castiel: Okay Sam

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Castiel: Gabriel?

Gabriel: hey Cassie boy

Castiel: Dean keeps calling Sam a female dog, can you explain?

Gabriel: so Deano is calling my Moose a bitch? Well how should I know? I wasn't there

Castiel: Yes, I know, I mean for you to explain the insult

Gabriel: ahhh, well the insult? People call other bitches because of how they act

Castiel: So Sam was acting as if he were a female dog

Gabriel: no, he was being sassy

Castiel: Oh

Castiel: I understand

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Castiel: Dean

Dean: yes Cas?

Castiel: I understand why you called Sam a female dog now

Dean: that's great

Castiel: Gabriel explained that Sam was merely being "sassy" so you called him a female dog

Dean: uh huh

Castiel: Would I qualify as a female dog if I told you to stop using your short responses?

Dean: no

Castiel: Okay, stop using the short responses Dean

Dean: okay

Castiel: How was your day Dean?

Castiel: Dean?