Supernatural Text Messages

8: Pizzaman and the Babysitter

Gabriel: yo Deano

Dean: what do you want Gabe?

Gabriel: where's Sam? I have to show him something

Dean: he's hiding from you, wanted me to tell you that he hates you

Gabriel: haha very funny Dean, I'll find him myself then

Gabriel has left the conversation

Sam: hey Dean

Dean: what's up Sammy?

Sam: have you seen Gabe? I hear he was looking for me

Dean: I don't know where he is

Sam: okay Dean, thanks anyway

Sam has left the conversation

Castiel: You have lied to them Dean

Dean: I'm not fueling their sex party

Castiel: Sex party? What is that?

Dean: Cas you know what it is

Castiel: Oh, is it like the pizza man and the babysitter?

Dean: yea Cas

Castiel: That reminds me, you never told me why the pizza man was slapping the babysitter's rear

Dean: Cas I really rather not explain porn to you

Castiel: Please Dean, I really would like to know

Dean: it's a way to show you love someone or something

Dean: Cas! Why did you slap my ass?!

Castiel: You said it was a form of affection

Dean: sexual affection! Not an everyday thing Cas!

Castiel: Oh.. Can we try doing what the pizza man and babysitter did?

Dean: Cas I don't think you sjdnyhyrfff

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Castiel had popped into Dean's room and pinned him down to the bed.

Dean stared up at Castiel, taking in a hitched breath. "Hey Cas"

"Hello Dean"

Dean had taken advantage of the free moment he had and got ontop on Castiel, straddling the angel.

"Dean, are we going to do the pizza man and babysitter?"

"Whatever the fuck you wanna call it, we'll do"

Dean closed the space between them by roughly kissing Castiel.

Castiel responding by returning the kiss, his arms making a home around Dean's neck.

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