Crowley: hello Moose
Sam: ...how did you get my number?
Crowley: oh places
Sam: I'm changing my number now
Crowley: Moose, come on, I just wanna chat
Sam: okay what do you really want?
Crowley: ....I got stuck in one of your devils traps
Sam: of course you did, well you deserve that
Crowley: aw Moose please, let me out
Sam: no
Crowley: why not?
Sam: because you're a demon- actually no you're like totally the king of hell, so like no
Crowley: how white girl of you
Sam: shut up, Dean took my phone
Crowley: ah
Sam: go fuck yourself Crowley
Crowley: Moose ;-;
Sam: that was Dean again
Crowley: ...
Sam: ....
Crowley: ...
Sam: ... Pie
Crowley: give Moose his phone back Squirrel
Sam: nah
Sam Has changed Crowley's name to Douchenozzle
Douchenozzle: rude
Sam: it's true
Douchenozzle: I don't care, still rude
Douchenozzle has changed his name to KingOfHell
KingOfHell: much better
Sam: whatever
KingOfHell: ...
Sam: I hate Dean sometimes
KingOfHell: trust me, I know how you feel Moose
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Supernatural Text Messages
RandomJust a stupid little book full of supernatural texts, some may be on crack, others may not... Beware of crack at some points and heavy shipping, fangirling/fanboying may occur WARNING!!! SUGGESTIVE THEMES AND SWEARING MAY OCCUR BEHIND THE COVER OF T...
