Gabriel: hey Sammy Bear, what has four arms, four legs but only one set of lips?
Gabriel: you and me at the summer carnival
Sam: see Gabriel, I don't know if you're flirting or you actually want to remove my lips
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Gabriel: I... I can't look away....
Gabriel: Sam, this is an emergency, I'm lost in my own eyes
Gabriel: this sounds like a job for the Winchester brothers, minus the short one
Sam: you're being ridiculous. Stop texting me
Gabriel: wait, I think I can see Zeus. Oh, no wait, still me, I look DAMN good
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Gabriel: hey Sammy bear! I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime? Maybe Tuesday?
Sam: PISS OFF GABRIEL!
Gabriel: wow! You have no sense of humor!
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Gabriel: hey Sam, tell me something. Am I in your friend zone?
Sam: no, Gabriel
Gabriel: are you sure because despite my best efforts, we haven't boned yet
Sam: I'm sure Gabriel, in order to be in my friend zone, I would first have to consider you my friend
Gabriel: harsh
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Gabriel: did it hurt?
Sam: did what hurt?
Gabriel: when you fell from heaven?
Sam: actually, I was pulled from hell
Gabriel: well I do like me a bad boy ;)
Sam: get lost
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Gabriel: you're a lucky lucky man Winchester
Sam: I would ask if it was because you lost my number, but apparently that would be too good to be true
Gabriel: I love it when you talk dirty
Gabriel: it's because I just caught a glance of myself in the mirror
Sam: good for you
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These are really funny in my opinion
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Supernatural Text Messages
RandomJust a stupid little book full of supernatural texts, some may be on crack, others may not... Beware of crack at some points and heavy shipping, fangirling/fanboying may occur WARNING!!! SUGGESTIVE THEMES AND SWEARING MAY OCCUR BEHIND THE COVER OF T...
