Little Dirty Cheater

.9.Sickness=Dick's love

Zatanna woke up 3 days later,not feeling like herself..She sneezed 5 times in a row.She wiped her nose and fell backwards,"Please don't say I have a-yep I do."Her voice sounded off.
She got up,"Oh yeah my family's gone."
Giovanni and Sindella had brought Carmen and Zeke to the zoo..Clayton was at his friend,Tim's house.(Yes Tim drake)
Zatanna coughed then sneezed again.
She got the Oreo Ice-Cream and turned on Netflix.Artemis was still sleeping though..Then she heard Artemis.
"Hey Miss Priss."
"Hi."Zatanna said.
"Oh Shitty,please don't say your-"
"Yes."
"Ughh."
"Is Wally back at Iris and Barry's?"
"Yeah..Since he's Kid-Flash,they said he can take off the cast in 3 weeks.."
"Wow..."
She pulled out her phone,"Oh no no!Im am NOT having Dick bag over again.This is girl day.
Then Dick called her."I'll tell him then."
Artemis groaned then picked up the phone,"LISTEN!Your girlfriend is really sick and-" he gasped,"I'll get some medicine and treats..Be over in 25."
He hung up..
Artemis grinned,"Touché Zatanna,Touché..But I'm inviting Wally."
"Okay..My parents are probably just gonna spend the night in a hotel in Blüdhaven..Claytons staying at Tim's.."
Artemis smirked,"Drake?"
"Yes yes!We all have connections to the Drake's and Wayne's and Grayson's.."
"Okay then.."

Artemis picked up her phone and called Wally,"Wally you're coming over..Yes Dick's gonna be here..Okay..Love you too."She sighed as hung up..
Zatanna smiled,"So you too have been loving?"
Artemis coughed,"No*cough*yes*cough*."
"SQUEEEEEEE!!"
Artemis covered her ears,"Ack!Watch your 'squee'ing!"
Zatanna smiled,"Your welcome😊."
Artemis rolled her eyes,"Anyway,what are we watching?"
"Empire."
Artemis hopped on the couch,"Yes!I need to catch up on it anyway..What episode?"
"12..."
"Okay we're both on the same page sis."
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Dick walked down the aisles of Wal-Mart with Damion,"What to get your sick girlfriend.."
Damion yawned,"I don't even remember why I came..oh yeah,bye."
He started to walk towards the electronics
"Oh no you don't."Dick grabbed Damion's sleeve and pulled him towards the candy.
Dick grabbed a few boxes of Russel Stover chocolate.Damion was too busy sneaking chocolates in his mouth and shoving the wrappers in his pockets.
"Okay,what does she like better..."He asked Damion."Dude...."
About 15 minuets later they had half a cart full of stuff.
Dick smirked,"Let's go bug the shit outta Cassie."He saw Cassie.
Cassie looked at the register,"Hi how are-Grayson.."She growled his name.
"Doing great!"
She rolled her eyes,"What's with all of this shit?"
"I have a sick girlfriend.."
"So you and her are dating now?"
"Yes..You and Jaime aren't?"
Damion hit Dick.
"Ewww gross no!I like somebody else!Plus him and Barbara did it the other-"
"WHAT?!"
Cassie covered her mouth,"I said too much.."
Dick pulled out a 100 dollar bill,"This is your tip if you explain."
She sighed,"Barbara was at my house and Jaime came over...We went to Jaime's because my parents were arguing..And they started to be flirty..They would sneak a kiss behind me and I'd act like I didn't know...Then eventually they started to make out..Then I left because Jaime was taking his shirt off...And Barbara called and said she-"
"Don't say she's pregnant.."
"No!But her and Jaime aren't together.."
Dick felt like all of his insides were laughing."That's kinda funny."
"Oh and that'll be 36.23."
He gave her the money and pushed the stuff in his car,"I'm bringing you home."
"Awe why?You don't want me to see you and her kissing?"
He blushed,"Because she's sick.."
"Then you can't kiss her because you'll get sick and remember when Tim got sick and Bruce Locked him in his room and made him wear a face mask every time he came out to eat or pee."
Dick shrugged,"I can manage."
Damion shrugged,"Ehh.I don't care."
They arrived to the Manor and Damion left.
He called Zatanna and put her on Bluetooth.
"Hello?"She answered in her sick voice.
"Send Artemis outside..I have something to tell her."
"Okay..Where are you?"
"4 or 5 streets down from your house."
"Okay.."
"Hey Zee?"
"Yes?"
"I love you.."
"I love you too."
"Okay is Arty out?"
"Yes.."
"Okay I'll see you in about 5 minuets."
"Okay.."
"I love you.."
"I love you too baby.."
"Bye."
"Bye."
He hung up and saw impatient Artemis standing outside.He rolled down the window,"Hey can you help me?"
"With?"
He rolled down the back window.
"My god,Dick.."
And so,she helped him.He knocked on the door.She opened it about 30 seconds later.
"Hello Baby."He kissed her forehead."I'm putting your stuff on the couch."
Zatanna was shocked,"W-What?M-My stuff?"
He smiled,"Aww!Your voice is even cuter in person!"
He opened all the stuff and showed it to her
"Here's a giant teddy bear,6 packs of chocolate,ice-cream,Some roses,another teddy bear,a panda plush,a necklace,a Shawn Mendes CD,cause I know you like Imagination.."
(That is actually my favorite song)
She covered her mouth,"Where the hell is my real medicine?"
He engulfed her in a hug,"You'll get that later."He winked.
Artemis laughed,"Somebody's getting laid!"
Zatanna sneezed,"But I'm sick.."
He smiled and chuckled,"Bless you.I don't get sick,sweetheart."
She sighed,"I don't deserve you.."
"A beautiful lady like you does deserve a knight like me."
She smiled gave him a kiss,"I love you too much."
Artemis covered her eyes,"Where's Wally?"
Dick shrugged,"How am I supposed to know?"
Then he barged in like a maniac."Hi guys!Why the hell is there treats on the couch?"
They all pointed to Dick..
Wally had crutches.He pulled something out of his pocket,"Oh and this is for you,Arty."
It was a small box.Artemis blushed,"Oh Wally!"
It was a small locket that said,"Together forever."
Dick smirked,"Where's Jinx?"
Wally's face dropped and he had a kawaii frown on his face."I caught her cheating on me with Victor Stone."
(Ahh.An old Teen Titans fan fiction..)
Artemis was laughing,"Oh Wall-Man!"
Wally glared at her.She immediately shut up.Wally's glares were death.That meant SHUT UP!Or IM GONNA KILL YOU!
She cleared her throat,"sorry."
Anyway,they watched Empire and had a jolly ole time.
Zatanna's parents were staying in Blüdhaven because it was 2 hours away and because they are going to the Zoo that next day..Dick,Zatanna,Artemis,and Wally were gonna meet up with them.But Wally was bringing a Wheelchair.
"So you guys knew that Jaime and Barbara did it..right?"
Their eyes all shot open,"WHAT?"They all yelled as Dick told them the story.
Wally shrugged,"Jarbara or Barime.AWAY!!!"
They all laughed,"AWAY!"They all yelled.
The ship names were defiantly the highlight of that night

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