You know those times in school when you're minding your own business and someone randomly makes a reference?
accurate example:
Me: *walking down the hallway*
Someone: I CHIME IN with a haven't you people heard of, closing the goddamn door, no? No, literally, close the fucking door.
Me: *chokes*
Friends: crap crap crap
Me: IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KIND OF THINGS-
Friends: *throw me into bathroom* BAD SARA
... oops...
It's worse if someone's wearing merch and you sort of pass them with that one stare
Me: *walks down hallway again*
Someone: *flashes tøp shirt*
Me: *stops* *head turns around 360 degrees*
Everyone: Um... are you... what?
Me: Did I sense... TWENTY ONE PILOTS
Friends: NOT AGAIN DAMMIT
Fan: AYYYYYYYYYYYY
Me: AYYYYY
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
