Some people think this is what teenage girls do at sleepovers:
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Painting nails
Hair braiding
Makeup
Watching shitty chic flicks while eating huge ass bowls of popcorn
Attempting to stay up all night but crashing at like 12
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This is what it would be like if that was the case.
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Me: Haha try to put that sparkly shit on my fingers and I swear to God I'll cut off your limbs.
Me: Touch my hair without my permission and I will personally throw you into the deepest pits of Hell, I swear to God.
Me: The only makeup I'll wear is eyeliner and I THINK I BROKE MY EYELINER PEN DAMMIT
Me: LET'S WATCH THE LOST BOYS BOIS
Me: We already stay up late anyways lmao
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See a difference?
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Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
