Realizing how weird conversations get the later it gets...
EXAMPLE:
3:00 p.m
Me: I was wondering... what if life is a dream?
Friend: I have no idea. Will we ever wake up, or will we just disappear?
Me: I have no idea...
10:00
Me: I was wondering... what if the universe is just a giant butthole, and we are all sperms floating amongst a black abyss?
Friend: you need to go to bed
Me: how does yaoi work?
Friend: oh my gods-
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
