Me: *is at school, doing my work like a good child*
Body: hey. hey you.
Me: no
Body: hey, I have a present for you
Me: not today. fuck off.
Body: *slams self with baseball bat of cramps*
Me: GODDAMMIT OW-
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
