When your mom gets used to your constant screaming, squealing, and fangirling.
*company is over*
Me: *is locked up in my bedroom like Harry Potter because ya*
Me: *opens fanfiction*
Me: *screams bloody murder* NONONONNONONONONO
Company: I THINK YOUR KID IS BEING MURDERED!
Mom: Naw fam. She's just reading Wattpad again.
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
