Me: *is sleeping*
Alarm: *goes off at 6:20 a.m as always*
Me: IS IT REQUIRED BY LAW TO WAKE UP FOR SCHOOL? CAN I JUST NOT?
Me: *falls back asleep*
Alarm: *goes off at 6:30 a.m as always*
Me: GODDANGIT!
Me: *falls back asleep*
Alarm: *goes off at 6:40 a.m as always*
Me: YOU KNOW WHAT! SCREW IT!
Me: *gets up for school*
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
