Bill: *is pouring beer into his eye/mouth*
Dipper: Happy birthday, Cipher! From your friend Dipper! And, you're drunk.
Bill: *drops beer and it shatters on the ground* AHHHH *inhales* PINETREE
Dipper: How's the uh... birthday?
Bill: You're not *random gibberish* deer teeth...
Dipper: *weird face* Oh ya?
Bill: *drunk laugh* AHAHAHA! Hey pine tree, pine tree, pine tree pine tree pine tree.
Dipper: WHAT WHAT WHAT?
Pine tree listen, pine tree listen. *turns red evilly* LISTEN. I love you. I wanna... *more random gibberish* Let's grow old together in every way. *turns red evilly again* EVERY WAY.
Dipper: Okayyyyyyyy
Bill: Dance party for Bill! *falls into broken glass* YA
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Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
