Expectation:
Sky is blue, birds are singing, and sun shines brightly. You get to school and get cookies from your teacher and go out with your fictional crush. You and a friend turn into titans and save the school from evil, being labeled as magical jedi and are sent to Hogwarts.
Reality:
Sky is black, birds flew away, sun is dead. Rain pours down on your face, ruining your hair and makeup. Titans attack and kill everyone, and the jedi label you as traitors and kill you. Then, Hogwarts comes, and Slytherin destroys what's left of the school. Donald Trump wins and the purge happens.
(10/18/17) and..... Trump won.
Well we're all screwed anyways so haha... haha... I'm done with politics
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Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
