Girls at a party:
Literally the definition of perfect
Trendy makeup
Hair never gets out of place and is curled/straightened just right
Wears the most flattering outfits ever
Dances to all the popular songs
Hits on all the guys
Drinks a bunch of stuff and never gets drunk
Me at a party:
Sits in the corner reading wattpad because I'm too scared to go out and be social
Can't figure out how eyeliner works so I put my hair in front of my face so people can't see my eyes
Hair is still in my face
Wearing a black sweatshirt to match my black soul
Doesn't dance for fear of tripping and impaling myself on one of the perfect girl's high heels
Gay as shit
Doesn't drink anything and ends up dying of dehydration.
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
