Me: *is reading fanfiction*
Mom: *walks into the room*
Me: *slams laptop shut*
Me: Oh HElLo ThErE
Mom: What were you just doing?
Me: NoThInG i SwEaR
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour