Me: It's the first day of August!
Me: *is taking down summer decorations* School starts in about three weeks!
Me: *puts up pumpkins* I still have almost a month of summer left!
Me: *puts up the rest of my Halloween decorations* Fall doesn't start until like... September. I have time to enjoy the warm!
Me: Wait! Where did all these decorations come from?
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
