Watching the Hobbit (or any other amazing movie trilogy) 5 times in the last three days.
. . .
Mom: how many times is that now..?
Me: 5 and a half
Mom: You're obses-
Me: Don't say it
Mom: But-
Me: No
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour