I HAVE AN AMAZING MOM OH MY GOD!
Me: Mom can I get double piercings?
Mom: Sure.
Me: wait what?
Mom: If you can't tell, I have like five piercings. On each ear.
Me: Oh my god you're amazing.
Me: *listening to Panic! At the Disco*
Mom: *walks into the room*
Mom: *eyes widen*
Mom: ALL YOU SINNERS STAND UP SING HALLELUJAH
Me: Oh MY GOD!
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
