Dad: *screams* (my sister) time for dinner
Me: *doesn't move*
Ten minutes later
Dad: *barges into room* WHY ARE YOU NOT DOWNSTAIRS
Me: you didn't call me so
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
Food
Dad: *screams* (my sister) time for dinner
Me: *doesn't move*
Ten minutes later
Dad: *barges into room* WHY ARE YOU NOT DOWNSTAIRS
Me: you didn't call me so
