*at a school field trip*
*passes dinosaur skeleton*
Friend 1: *reads sign attached to Dino* scary or sexy skulls? What the heck?
Friend 2: is it bad that I'm attracted to it?
Friend 1: naw, because I am too!
Both friends: we're also attracted to rubber and wood.
Me: ... 👍🏻
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
