Me: *eyes open*
Mom: prepare yourselves.
Me: *sprints out of bedroom and to the kitchen*
Sister: *is blocking fridge*
Sister: YOU SHALL NOT PASS-
Me: *already has all the food*
Sister: how the
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Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
Getting breakfast in the morning
Me: *eyes open*
Mom: prepare yourselves.
Me: *sprints out of bedroom and to the kitchen*
Sister: *is blocking fridge*
Sister: YOU SHALL NOT PASS-
Me: *already has all the food*
Sister: how the
