Sister: close the door!
Me: *tries not to smile*
Sister: THR GOSHDARN DOOR ISNT CLOSING
Me: I CHIME IN EITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
CLOSING THE GOSHDARN DOOR NO
YOU ARE READING
Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems
HumorA warning: I wrote this when I was 13. Sorry in advance. Girls' lives are complicated. Here's a book filled with my rants and dumb stories that bring out the struggle of a woman's daily life. Best: #251 in humour
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Sister: close the door!
Me: *tries not to smile*
Sister: THR GOSHDARN DOOR ISNT CLOSING
Me: I CHIME IN EITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
CLOSING THE GOSHDARN DOOR NO
