danti story/one shots

ch 64: christmas eve

|quick lil note so I was gonna upload a ask/dare thing BUT THE FECKING PICTURE WONT APEAR UUUGGG so you may have to wait sorry anyways ssoo heres  quick lil story and I WIISHU all a MERRY CHRISTMAS

Darks pov

I sat on the sofa watching the walking dead cuz theres nothing else to watch I mean theres christmas movies but there kinda old and boring ones (not saying that a movies bad just cuz its old) so I decided to watch the walking dead and currently someones getting eaten alive .Yay. anti walks in
"By any chance did they take forever to get to sleep" I ask with a smirk
"Yea buti mean who isnt ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS tomorrow " he says sitting next to me I put my arm around him
"Ready for the dinner and partying cuz I am but by god am I gonna feel tired after" I say with a chuckle
"Afta a few pintes of the black shtuff" he says in a really thick irish accent
"What?" I ask confused but amused
"A pint of ta black shtuff ya know ah ya cant beat a good ol drink " he says continuing his thick accent I chuckle god why is he such a funny lil bean
"By jasus I cant wait forta party I hope every one get here nippy I'll be starving ta death if they dont" he continues I start laughing now I dobt know why but a seriotypical irush accent is so funny to me
"Ohh I wonder what there bringing oohh I hope there bringing carrots or whiskey *gasp* OR POTATOES YA CANT BEAT A GOOD OLD ROAST POTATO fer dinner can ya did you know that beer in Ireland is made straight from the spuds arse what they do is they cut  bit outta it thet they beat the shite outta it until all the juice comes out" he says smiling widely help me my stomache hurts from laughing AND HE WONT STOP
"Im gonna be really fecking pissed if  someone dosnt by jasus anyays hows she cuttin lad? good ah thats mighty lad " he finishes smiling from ear to ear happily while theres me one the sofa litraly crying
"So did ya think my acdent was good" he says in his normal voice
"Fucking.. 10 outta fucking 10" I say through my breaths
"God that was funny" I say wiping away the tears he chuckles and lays ontop of me
"You exited for your presents tomorrow" I ask stroking his hair
"Yea but if it's your dick im not interested" he says we bursting out laughing
"No its my butt" I joke
"LEMME STIFF YOUR BUTTHOLE" he shouts we continue laughing

Toms pov

As soon as anti closed the door me and sami sat up
"OMG ITS CHRISTMAS YYAAYY" I say exitedly sami shushes me
"I know im exited to but we need to be quiet" he says smiling I nod covering my mouth
"Hey sami wanna here a joke" I say randomly he looks at me and nods
"So why do people put mice in there washing machines?" I ask smiling
"I don't know why" he says
"To make there clothes SQUEEKY clean" I say smiling cheekily he chuckles
"Ok my turn uuhhh knock knock"
"Whos there?"
"Daisy"
"Daisy who?"
"DAISY me rollin they hate'n" he says chuxkling I giggle
"Ok we should go to bed now" he says smiling
"Aww ok night sami" I say closing my eyes
"Night tom" he replies

|it twas the night/day before christmas and there wasnt a sound to be heard lol jk XD . Another quick announcement I might not be able to update tomorrow since it's christmas bbutt I swear I will do it the next day so I hope you get every thing that u wished for and i WIISHU you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR BBAAIIII|