Me: Never guess what fucking happened T-minus 10 minutes later at my nana tomorrow of next year?
Jay: Oh shit... Jay: I befriended a stoner hippie
Me: don't insult whiskey lyk that. Pfft.
Jay: Pussy, pussy, pussy, marijuana.
Me: Bitch, why you act like you get all this pussy 4? Me: I've listened to your songs. Fucking aquaman. What the fuck kinda villains you think down there huh? Me: if you ask me, it sounds like yo' ass is sexually deprived!
Jay: oh shit.
Me: wot moit?
Jay: ur like... bare aggressive.
Me: we're gonna fyt.
Jay: ;)
Me: see. There you go, again with that sexual frustration.
Jay: Jordan...
Me: What?
Jay:
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Me: (Opens&Ignores)
Jay: DANG! Should have called you Rudolf! I can see you blushing all the way from over here!
