Jay: Jordan!
Jay: Jordan...
Jay: J
Jay: O
Jay: R
Jay: D
Jay: A
Jay: N
Jay: ...
Jay: N
Jay: A
Jay: ;)
Me: ur fecken DeD.
Me: don't EVER call me Jordanna.
Jay: FS.
Jay: But seriously.
Jay: Jordan.
Me: Sup squint?
Jay: Pretty sure that's racist. But hell. Too many nappy-ass bitches nowadays.
Me: Ohhhh! He preaching!
Jay: Come to Korea?
Me: Sorry, what?
Jay: I will pay, I know you don't have a lot of money and I know you don't like taking other people's money... but consider it a loan. An IOU... or UOME? Bring a friend if you're scared about getting lost.
Jay: and you'll be camping at my place so you don't need to worry about a hotel fee...
Jay: I just... need to meet you IRL.
Me: WoW... Jay...
Me: I... I um...
Jay: Don't know what to say? ;)
Me: Bitch please, I was gonna say. Stop being a senti lil' bitch and book my flight!
Jay: OMFG.
Jay: ur seriously!?
Jay: u'll come?
Me: How could I pass up on an offer to meet you?
Me: I'm retarded, not insane!
Jay: Well... I beg to differ.
Jay: I'll make sure I have body guards.
Me: why tho?
Me: your muscle is armour enough...
Jay: Are you coming onto me?
Me: Nah, I'm in love with your best friend ;)
Jay: Damn... She's savage.
