Jay: what are we doing today?
Jay: we only have a few more days left together :(
Jay: why are we always speaking to each other on snapchat..?
Me: Authors rules
Me: and you are at work a lot soooooo...
Jay: truth
Me: idk what do you want to do?
Jay: 🍆🤤💦🤙🏻
Me: Call someone to bring us some juicy ass eggplant?
Jay: ...WoW
Jay: so innocent
Me: that's what you think
Jay: I'll put you in the fucking bin mate
Me: and I'll fucking shit on your pillowcase mmmmmk
Jay: wtf?
Me: your mums chest hair...
Jay: you need help
Me: you turned me into this
Me: everything floats down here...
Jay: NO!
Me: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Jay: IM STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES FUCK OFF
Me: I know, I may have walked in on you hugging a huge pink stuffed animal with your thumb in your mouth
Me: I may also have taken a picture and sent it to all of our friends...
Jay: plan your funeral
Jay: cause you're dead.
Me: fuck off, I'll eat. You plan.
- OKAY ! I'm having severe writing block... or humour block... so I might just leave this here for a while... travel deep into the mountains and find the yin to my yang...
Or too see if this book grows anymore😙
Ily all , see you all soon!
