Me: shall we play a prank on Jay?
Simon: I think you are my new favourite person...
Me: I try
Me: anyway, so I was thinking...
Me: Blood, shit or insects...?
Simon: why not all three?😈
Me: elaborate?
Simon: we put a fake ass insect on one of us and some fake blood and then google symptoms saying that your insides slowly liquefy. Then the person who has "been bitten" can stumble out of the bathroom with fake blood oozing from their nose, mouth, ear and eyes and we can squirt fake shit around the bathroom😭
Me: you're genius!
Me: I'll go find the fart spray, fake blood and insect.
Me: you make the shit and fake symptoms page...
Simon: my bucket list will probably be completed after this
Me: me too
Me: but I'll probably be kicked out of Jays house too 😂🙏
