Jay: what are you doing?
Me: what do you mean 'what are you doing?'
Me: you're sat on the other end of the sofa...
Jay: yeah, but who you texting?
Me: Some of the guys from the party...
Jay: oh..?
Jay: which guys?
Me: the ones that ate coal and shit rainbows 🌈
Me: r u jealous?
Me: 😉😉
Jay: don't be absurd...
Jay: o.5% of me is jealous...
Me: so you are jealous?😉
Me: you're ears are turning pink boy
Jay: and I'm gonna stab you in the eyes with my chopsticks if you don't stfu
Me: ahhhhh
Jay: 😐 you... 😑 me...
Me: holy shiteu 😂
