Simon: did you send my nudes to everyone?
Me: nudes? What nudes?
Simon: ...
Me: OHHHH THE PICTURE OF YOUR TOE!
Simon: Toe!?
Me: was it not a toe?
Me: oh...
Me: OH!
Me: I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE SO SMOLL!
Simon: 😑
Me: isn't that your natural expression?
Simon: WTF
Me: I think that this is my cue to leave
