Simon: (sends nudes)
Simon: Loco baby, hmu? I'm lonely 😉
Me: OH
Me: MY
Me: GOD
Simon: that good? 😉
Me: THAT BAD!
Simon: wait...
Simon: SHIT!
Simon: TELL A SOUL AND YOU'RE DEAD.
Me: Too late...
Me: Jay has already taken my phone and taken pics
Me: so... Loco huh?😉
Simon: Loco... no uh.. that was a mistype
Simon: I meant uh, toco... yeah. Japanese girl, nice and petite.
Me: sure, OK!😉
