Me: Jesus Christ, lift off wasn't too shabby.
Jay: should you be using your internet?
Me: if I die I blame you.
Jay: Shit me.
Me: Shit on you?
Jay: I'm actually shitting right now...
Me: Nasty.
Me: Though when I'm bored or sad I imagine what faces people pull when they're shitting...
Jay: I hope you're kidding...
Jay: in fact scratch that... I know you're not.
Me: Don't knock it till you try it my man.
Jay: I can imagine you proper heaving to be honest.
Jay: what do you look like when you're shitting?
Me: I'll take a picture next time I'm having a shit.
Jay: or I could just bust in when you are at mine?;)
Me: that's a grim thought wtf
Me: ooooops gotta go, Hostess just clocked me
Me: Cya!
Jay: omg XD
Jay: Caughgggggt
