Me: once upon a time
Me: there was a girl and a boy
Me: the girl lived far away, so far away that the time zones were drastically different
Me: and the boy thought she lived in another universe...
Me: that's pretty much it
Me: she came to visit him and fell from Gods grace soooooo damn quickly
Jay: SHIIIIIIIIT
Me: WHAT?!?
Me: JAY WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JUST RUN OUT OF THE HOUSE HALF NAKED ONFGGMFMF
Me: JAY BUM PARK!
Jay: THERES A FUCKING GIANT BLACK WASP IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM HOLY FUCK
Jay: THE SIZE OF THE STINGER
Jay: I should call pest control...
Jay: pretend that I am allergic and physically can't get it out without risking my own life
Me: Jay.....
Jay: what?
Me: I THINK ITS FUCKIG CRAWLING UNDER THE BATHROOM FUCKJNG DOOOOOOR!!!
Me: OMG
Me: Fuck this shit, I'm out!
