Jay: you my friend, are fucking disgusting!
Me: you don't have to answer my question. Your reaction has 'yes' written all over it.
Me: (Screenshots)
Jay: Don't you dare...
Me: oh hello, is this Jay's mum?
Jay is calling you...
"Oh hello." I grinned through the phone.
"When I gave you my mums number, it wasn't to be used against me!" He cried and I almost laughed.
"Why did you give me it?"
The phone beeped and I was left listening to the ticking of the clock on the wall, he had hung up on me!
Jay: Hi
Me: how dare you.
Jay: what?
Me: Avoid me question.
Jay: Sorry, you're cracking up! Call me later.
Me: WERE NOT ON THE PHONE ANYMORE!
Me: Oh... you just fucking wait.
Jay: Piss off you midget. What you gonna do? kick me in the ankle.
Me: BITCH You're two inches taller than me!
Me: Whatever. Your bulge is nonexistent.
Jay: wait... what, really?
Jay: JORDAN!
-I have no idea where this is going...
