warning:
inappropriate use of language
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Dialling Jaysauce. . .
Call Connected
00:01
"Oh?"
"Ay, wow. Hello to you too."
". . . what do you even need."
"Teka, kakagaling mo lang ba sa jogging? Hinihingal ka e. Tsaka medyo groggy yung boses mo? Don't tell me youー"
"nO I DID NOTー"
"ーwent to the karaoke without me. Bakit ka sumisigaw? Tsaka ano yung nabasag? Ayos ka lang?"
". . . ."
"Uy, ayos ka lang ba?„
"Fuck, cheol. You scared me. Akala k
ko . . . ano pala kailangan mo? I was busy, you know."
"Akala mo ano?"
"Ano kailangan mo?"
"Ano yung akala mo?"
". . . ano ba talagang kailangan mo?"
"Sabihin mo muna kung ano yung akala mong sasabihin ko."
"Wala 'yun. Forget it. Just tell me what you want so I can go back to business."
"Heh, you sure do sound busy, Jisoo."
". . . ."
"You have another boy toy in there? How great. Buti di nagseselos si Jeonghan? Seloso pa naman 'yun."
"Shut up, you're endangering my life. At matagal na akong tumigil sa ganyang pamumuhay, cheol. I don't jump from men to men anymore. I stick to one now."
"Oh-ho, stick to one, eh? So, sino yung napakamalas na lalaking napili mo?"
"Someone you know."
"Minghao, eh."
"Yeー what the fuck, cheol. Bakit siya?! Siya lang ba kilala mo? Kawawa ka naman. Tsaka hindi kami talo ni Hao."
"Why not? You both bat for the same team. . ."
"It's about preference."
"Preference? What kind ofー"
"Position in sex. That kind of preference. Now back to you, ano bang kailangan mo at tinawagan mo ako?"
". . . ."
"Drink water. I don't want to have the police chasing after me just because you're stupid enough to choke on your own spit and die."
