DIALLING
JEONGMEOW
CALL CONNECTING
“YES? HELLO? MY BABY?”
“Di mo ‘ko baby, hyung.”
“. . . .”
“. . . .”
“. . . .”
“. . . wait, umiiyak ka ba?”
“OMG DALAGA KA NA ANAK KO!!”
“. . . lalaki ako.”
“HUSH. KAYA KA BA TUMAWAG KAY MOMMY DAHIL DUN HIHIHI”
“. . . .”
“COME ON ASK MOMMY, ANONG GUSTONG MALAMAN NI BABY JIHOONIE? HMM? HMM?”
“Pwedeng kumalma ka muna, hyung—”
“MOMMY!!”
“—uh, mommy? Sumasakit na ‘yung tenga at ulo ko. Your voice is ringing in my head.”
“Sure. Tell mommy, come on.”
“. . . hyung.”
“Hmm?”
“Paano ‘ko sasabihin kay Master? N–nahihiya ako, hyung. Wag ko na lang kayang sabihin?”
“Best that you tell him. Pero pwede ring hindi, nandito naman ako para tulungan ka eh—”
“Jisoo—”
“—wag mo lang ipapaalam sa tatay mo hihihihi.”
“. . . isn’t it weird that you call yourself my mommy and Jisoo hyung’s my tatay? And isn’t that normally called cheating?”
“Luh, syempre. Bakit mo tatawaging daddy ‘yun?! May daddy ka jan, akin ‘tong isang ‘to ‘no!”
“. . . .”
“Tsaka tutulong lang naman ah! Anak naman kita, anong masamang tulungan ka sa ganun?”
“. . . .”
“Binubulong mo jan?”
“Wala. Sabi ko hanggang ngayon ba may pagnanasa ka pa rin sa’kin? Move on na, hyung.”
“hOY, BIBIG MO! MARINIG KA NI JISOO, NAKU. PATAY NANAMAN AKO.”
“Punishment, aye.”
“Fuck off.”
“Anong klaseng punishment ba ‘yan, hyung? Matagal na ‘kong kyuryus.”
“. . . wag mo na alamin. Hintayin mo na lang na makapag-form kayo ng link nung unggoy mong master. Then maybe we’ll get to talk about our sex lives, right?”
“. . . .”
“HAHAHAHA, inom ng tubig baka mabulunan. You’re still a kid afterall.”
“I’m 21!”
“Shush, you’re a 3 months old kitten, hoonie.”
“. . . I was supposed to be 3 years old!”
“Wag ka na mangarap, you late bloomer hihihihi. Anyway, malay mo sumabay ang growth mo pag nangyari na ‘yun?”
“. . . no.”
“No?”
“H–hindi pa ko handa, hyung! Wala pa kami sa stage na ‘yun!”
“That’s why I’m volunteering. Let me do you.”
“. . . .”
“. . . .”
“. . . .”
“Help pala. Let me help you.”
“. . . .”
“Just kidding.”
“. . . .”
“Anyway, kidding aside. I’m gonna leave my offer available. Hindi naman kita pipilitin. Just . . . if you’re torn, I’m giving you another option.”
“. . . okay. Thank you, hyung.”
“Anything for you, kitten. Nga pala, give Mingyu a call if you need more help.”
“Mingyu?”
“Yung ano, ‘yung sa pet and grooming shop? Yung higante?”
“H–hmm, okay. Thank you ulit, hyung. I’m gonna go sleep. I feel tired.”
“Okay—”
“Nga pala, hyung. Normal ba ‘yung mood sobrang mood swings ko? Tsaka ‘yung sobrang dami kong gustong kaining pagkain? Baka mabunsol ako nito.”
“. . . .”
“Hyung? Ba’t ka tumatawa?”
“Of course it is, you’re body is preparing for your heat, after all. Hindi ka kasi makakakain ng maayos sa panahon na ‘yun. Rest well, my baby~”
“O–oh, bye . . .”
CALL ENDED
20:04
“Pero naaawa na ako kay Seungcheol.”
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jeonghoo—i smell something fishy 👀
