Adopted (Ayo and Teo)||COMPLETED||

Valentine?

Jasmine up top.🔝
Key pov
"So! Valentine's Day comin up. That's when babies are made, bitches get laid, and that pussy gets paid." I say rubbing my hands together.
"No it's not." Mateo said shaking his head.
"What is it about then smart ass?" I challenge.
"Love." He said bluntly.
"Nah. It's about pussy Mat-"
"Shut the fuck up." Mateo cut him off.
Ayleo should be the last one talking right now forreal.
"Why do I have to be quiet?" Ayleo asked holding his hand out.
We looked at him with a 'really nigga' face.
"Mateo, wha you gettin for Majesty?" I ask lookin at Mateo.
"My dick. She'll love it." He said not taking his eyes off his phone.
I'm not even gone ask Ayleo.
Fuck it.
"How about you Ayo? What you gettin for whatever bitch yo with right now?" I say crossing my arms.
"Imma talk to Autumn. And explain to her how I'm sorry." He said.
Mateo glared at him without Ayo even realizing.
"Not only imma give her dick, imma get her a car." Mateo said.
"Okayyyy Mateo." I say uncross into my arms and sitting up.
"Wha car?"
"A droptop." He answered putting his phone away.
Ayleo rolled his eyes.
I gave him a round of applause.
"A droptop in dat ass!" Mateo yelled.
I stopped clapping and stared at him with a 'really nigga' face.
Ayleo busted out laughing, and fell back.
"Ha! Gottem!" Mateo yelled laughing and falling on the floor.
"Are you forreal gettin her a car though?" I ask.
"Yea." He said getting up and sitting on the couch.
"What car?"
"A 1995 Honda bitch!" He yelled.
"GOTTEM!! OH SHIT!! IM ON A ROLL!!" Mateo yelled laughing and falling back on the floor.
Ayleo was dead.
"Y'all the worst boyfriends! Shit. I stayed loyal to Jas." I say aggravated.
The two suddenly stopped laughing, and froze looking at me.
Mateo got up, and sat on the couch.
"Imma get her a Maserati." Mateo said lowly.
"Are you forreal?"
"NO NIGGA!" He yelled running out the room.
Ayleo laughed and fell off the couch dying of laughter.
"IM ON A ROLL!!" Mateo yelled from the hallway.

Jasmine pov
"Aye hoes! What y'all gettin fo y'all mans since vagina day comin up!" I yell.
"Imma get Mateo this chain that he always wanted along wit shoes, clothes, and money, and more." Majesty said walking out the bathroom eating popcorn.
How the hell do you walk out the bathroom eating popcorn?
Nvm.
Autumn didn't say anything, but stood there on the couch with her legs crossed looking pretty.
"Bitch! You ain't gettin nothin for Ayl- ohhhhh shiiit never mind." I cut myself off.
Autumns phone began ringing, and she answered it and walked into the bathroom closing and locking the door.
"Wha you gettin Key?" Majesty asked.
"This dick!" I yell smacking my vagina.
"Forreal?" She asked raising an eyebrow.
"Nah, imma buy him shoes, give him money, and let him eat me out because that's something I ain't eva let him do." I say.
"You neva let him eat you out?" She asked.
"No." I say.
"Damn." She said shaking her head.
"And Mateo did?"
"No." She said holding in a laugh. She then busted out laughing.
"Alright then. Alright then."
I did a back flip on the bed causing her to drop her popcorn.
"Really?!" She yelled.
"You'll be fin-" I was then cut off by a flirtatious laugh coming from the bathroom.
We looked at eachother, and Majesty ran towards the bathroom, and I jumped off the bed and ran to the bathroom following her.
We gently put out heads to the bathroom door.
"Danny, stop." She said laughing even more.
"Who the fuck is Danny!" I whisper yell.
"How the fuck am I supposed to know!" Majesty whisper yelled.
Oh it's about to go down.
He gone finesse before Ayo might do somethin.
"No, I lost my virginity to someone else........ion know, maybe I could sneak out at 1am.......the park? You'll have to pick me up or some typa shit Danny.........fine we could do tonight.............yea pick me up..........bye Danny.." She said flirtatiously.
There was a small silence, until the door rustled, and it began to open. Me and Maj ran.   Majesty ran and jumped on the bed,my stupid ass didn't think and jumped from the bathroom door, and I fell. I got up again, and ran and jumped towards the bed but missed and fell hard as hell on the floor.
I give up.
I just layed on the floor pretending to be sleep as Majesty was laughing her ass off.
Autumn walked out the bathroom.
"What's so funny?" She asked smiling.
Majesty shook her head. "Nothing." She said as tears of laughter fell from her eyes.
I'm a bum forreal.
How my ass miss the bed?

When Jasmine missed the bed, if you visualize it, it's SO FUCKING FUNNY!! I was laughing for 20 minutes and my ass still laughing!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀