"Hello?"
"Hiya."
"Who is this?"
"Your secret admirer."
"Well that's not creepy..."
"It's not creepy, it's cute!"
"It is not cute. At all."
"What girl doesn't think that is cute?"
"Me."
.............................
YOU ARE READING
The Number On The Napkin
Short Story"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than liste...
