"Hi, you've reached Daisy's phone. Either I've lost my phone or I'm ignoring you. Either way leave a message after the beep and I may or may not call you back. Thanks!"
"Hi, um, it's been a few days and you haven't answered my texts...I thought I should give you space but...I don't know...I'm stupid. I can't wait any longer. I can't function without talking to you, I miss you. No matter what I said before, I would never be able to stop talking to you. Even though you don't want a relationship I would never stop talking to you, I was just lying. But I just...I just can't live without you. And I just feel horrible, I can't sleep, I can't eat, Layla won't talk to me or even look at me because I told her that I was mean to you and you're upset. Um...so...well apparently a purple hyacinth means I'm sorry. So hyacinth, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I was so stupid to say that stuff and I'm just stupid in general. Please call me back."
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The Number On The Napkin
Short Story"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than liste...
