Their own fairy tale Destiel/Sabriel/Michifer

VEGAS BITCHES

Lucifer POV:
"Hey Michael" I look towards him "Yes" "I'm bored" "That's nice" "Come entertain meeee" "I'm right next to you" "Ugggh" "Why don't we go on a vacation?" "Ooooooo where to?" "Why don't we go to Vegas?" (I've been there that's why I say this place) "YES, this is why I love you, you're so smart" " Is that the only reason?"  He smirks "of course not. I love that you're nice and sexy and great in bed" (panic at the disco just started playing. The timing) he climbs on top of me "Hell yeah I am"

Dean POV

"Well Lucifer just called, he said that everyone is coming to my house. Quick question, does Lucifer go out to run?" "Lucifer refuses to do any exercise" "That's what I feared" "Why?" "He was out of breathe" "Oh dear Chuck" "I don't even want to know" "Hey Baby bro" Gabriel magically appears at the door "Hey Sammy" "Hey Dean" "does anyone know why we were called to my house?" "Nope" "I called for a meeting" Lucifer says appearing in front of the door as we had moved to the couch "Oooh Lucifer Michael I can smell the sex from here. I see you had fun" Michael blushes deeply and Lucifer hugs him while smirking "yes we did" "Nope nope nope nope take your sexual frustration outside I do not need a mess in here" "Oh come on Dean we have to deal with yours and Cas's for over 8 seasons" "What?" "LUCIFER NOT YET" "Fiiiine" "What did you call us for?" Sam says getting us back on track "Oh yeah, we are going to Vegas bitches. So get your stuff ready for a week and we'll start heading out in the morning" "How are we getting their?" "Easy we are taking Dean's car" "Hell no. We do not all fit in my car" "Don't worry we can make it work" "Fine now all of you leave I need to rest as I am the only one allowed to drive" " Okay. Michael and I need to get back to what we were doing anyway" "AAAAGH NO MY EARS DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THIS" "SHUT UP, SAM WAS PROBABLY SCREWING YOU BEFORE YOU ARRIVED HERE" "ALL OF YOU SHUT UP I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIVES" Cas yells silencing everyone "Fine" the two say in unison "Good now leave, Dean and I are tired and we do not want a cranky Cas in the morning do we?" "No" they all say with a look of horror on their faces "Good" Cas says dragging me up to the bedroom while the rest leave

3rd POV
They are all at Cas's house putting the bags in the trunk somehow fitting everything into it. Oddly no one brought up the pentagram and secret compartment under the trunk because why would you. They got into the car with cas by deans side and Gabriel on Sam's lap and Michael on lucifers. Now on to the 5 hour drive (imagine some place 5 hours from vegas)

30 minutes late
"IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU" "DEAN STOP" "YEAH DEAN STOP" "GABE NOT HELPING" "CAS TAKE THE WHEEL" "ok" "LEAVE MY HAIR ALONE" "LUCIFER HELP ME" "Nah" "DEAN LEAVE HIM ALONE" "HE HURT BABY" "I'LL FIX IT" The car screeches to stop pulling Dean away from Gabe and all thr back seaters hitting their faces into the front "GABE SIT IN THE MIDDLE DEAN GET BACK TO DRIVING EVERYONE IN THE BACK DONT LET HIM TOUCH THE CAR" "okay" everyone moves to the rightful places in peace not wanting to sit in the car with a grumpy cas "Can i change the music?" "NO" everyone (except sam) yells at the golden haired boy in teh middle "Fine" he grumbles hugging sams waist

At vegas after a horrendous ride

"I AM NEVER DRIVING YOU ASSHOLES ANYWHERE FOR THIS LONG" "I had a lot of fun" "It doesn't matter we are here anyway" "Yaaay" they head into the hotel Michael checking in for them because you know, he, Cas and Sam are the only adults but Michael takes care of everyone. Then here comes the destruction "What do you mean you couldn't get three rooms?" "I'm sorry sir we could only get one but it has three beds" "You are telling me I have to stay a whole week with this next to me" "Stop complaining Dean" "Yeah try being stuck with you for a whole week" "Have leave Dean alone" "How the fuck are we supposed to do anything with the other 4 here? Miiiichael fix this" "Is their anything else we can do?" "Hmm well we can't change the room but we can give free room service" "WE'LL TAKE IT" they all say "Okay here's your room key" "thank you" the immature of the 6 race to the elevator trying to push the button first "I WIN" gabe yells triumphantly "I CALL THE BIGGEST BED" "NOOOOOOO"

I know I know it's been a while and this is short. I've been having personal troubles and had no idea what to write. Anyway next chapter is all about the "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" stuff. And if you've never been and never heard of Vegas well It can basically Be a place of mistakes where people party,get drunk, and do stupid things. Make any recommendations for any ship if you want them to do some thing. Thanks.
~kat