Their own fairy tale Destiel/Sabriel/Michifer

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (part 1)

Dean's POV

We spent the whole day lounging around and we are now walking the strip in it's prime time when all the crazy's are all out and the weirdest shit happens. "Dean stop blanking out you need to pay attention you don't know what can happen" "We are fine stop worrying just relax baby we are in Vegas no need to have a stick up your ass" "I do not have a stick up my ass I  am just trying to not have us killed "HA as if anyone has that kind of accuracy at this time anyway don't worry my prince I can protect you" I give him a bear hug to make him feel a bit better "I am not worried about myself I am worried about you" he mumbles into my chest "It is fine ease up a little this is our first vacation. I need you to promise me that you will have fun. Okay?" "Okay I promise to have fun" "Good now let's catch up with the rest I think they went to that bar across the  street" We walk into the bar and the first thing we see is gabe grinding on sam and Lucifer trying to do the same but keeps falling on his ass "WE LEFT THEM FOR 10 MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED" Cas has to yell over the loud music "I DON'T KNOW BUT LET'S GET SOME DRINKS" We head to the bar and I order a "All jack'd up" drink which consists of  pepper and bacon-infused Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey, green apple, lime juice, crushed pork rind and ancho bacon garnish and I order Cas a "Tennesse Highball #2" consisting of Jack Daniel's Sinatra Select Tennessee whiskey, fresh-squeezed lemon juice, Fee Brothers orange bitters, Fever-Tree ginger beer and gomme syrup

3rd POV

After Dean and Cas finish their drinks they quickly become drunk and have no control over their actions and start dancing on each other slightly in tune with the music while being knocked over by the other dunk people "HEY YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?'' Cas asks drunkingly "SURE I THINK THE OTHERS ARE STILL HERE, I'LL GO GET THEM HELP ME OUT" "NO I MEAN ALONE" "OH OKAY" they walk out trying to remember where the hotel is at. They look around and see a pole dancing class going on across the street "COME ON CAS LET'S GO THEIR THAT LOOKS FUN" "STOP SCREAMING" "NO NOW LET'S GO" they run across almost getting ran over multiple times but being to drunk to care. When they walk in Cas begins to strip with the teachers objections "Don't worry I am a professional" Cas says drunkingly at the teacher with only his underwear on "Yeah Cas go for it" Dean cheers with all the girls looking at Cas in awe. First Cas wraps one of his legs around the pole and starts to climb it slowly and gracefully, then somehow moving his entire upper body to the side the only thing keeping him up are his legs wrapped around then he starts to spin seductively while all the other girls and Dean cheer and clap. Out of nowhere Gabe and Lucifer join in on the other two poles not as gracefully but still trying to mimic Cas's movements while their boyfriends cheer them on and more girls and boys show up cheering them on while the DJ starts to dim the lights and play music and some other random guy starts to serve drinks inside and everyone gets drunk or drunker. They continue to party till the sun is coming up and they are all passed out in the studio. The teacher begin the first to wake up decides to wake up Cas "Hmmm who are you, where am I, WHERE'S DEAN?'' Cas says waking up frantically looking around at the bodies "You and your fiends came in here started pole dancing and passed out, if Dean is the green eyed one then he is passed out in the bathroom, he had gone to go and fell asleep" "ok thank you" "Oh and here" she hands him a bottle of aspirin "thank you" Cas walks around waking up Micheal and Sam explaining what happened and goes to get Dean who luckily still had his pants on "Dean come on, we have to go" "Ok give me a minute" "Here" he helps him up and gives him the pill. While they were gathering themselves Cas orders a uber to take them to the hotel. When it arrives they begin to walk out when the teacher calls out "Hey Cas, here I made this for you" she hands him a memory card and a trophy that says "BEST DRUNK POLE DANCER" "Oh gosh I am never going to live this down "Nope, nice to meet you by the way if you are ever in vegas again stop by here and make sure to bring Dean he's a keeper" she winks "heh thanks I will" they pile into the car and head back to the hotel to get some sleep and food because you know who wouldn't get free food from a hotel

Okay Okay not the best and honestly quite shitty but you know I tried. I looked drinks made in vegas and those were the drinks Dean and Cas had so yeah and yes in vegas they do have random pole dancing classes. Hope you enjoy please comment. bye