Yuri on Ice Oneshots

Head cannon #02|Doing the dishes

Yuuri:

-does the dishes without gloves (how the hell)

-opens all the windows for air so he doesn't smell shit

-hums

-frantic breathing when he touches something wet in the sink

-soaps them puts them in a huge pile to rinse later

-messy

-there's water almost everywhere that he cleans later

- After rinsing, he actually dries them like a normal human being instead of leaving them wet on the dish rack

-washes his hands for 3 minutes after

Viktor:

-GLOVES

-GAS MASK

-APRON

-alright, ready to go

-hates doing the dishes, as u can see

-cries when he feels water go inside the gloves

-gags when he can feel the mushy shit despite wearing the gloves

-puts on loud Russian love songs to distract himself

-washes, rinses, doesn't dry

-usually gets scolded about not drying them, but he doesn't listen

-cries afterwards

Yuri(o):

-complains

-whines

-wears leopard printed gloves

-has febreze sticks everywhere

-is a dumbass

-uses the damn dishwasher

-doesn't clean the dishes properly so the dishes still have shit on them

-literal cat gagging sounds when he holds the dishes

-"gross"

-would rather clean the windows

Phichit:

-"that shit nasty"

-wears a surgical mask

-sunglasses

-pretty hamster gloves that doesn't match his outfit at all

-washes them

-watches Mean Girls on his phone

-soaps them and then puts it in the washer

-does a bomb ass good job

-takes a bath afterwards with flower pedals with a cucumber mask

-"SCRUB THE IMPURE OFF MY BODY"

~~too lazy to do the rest~~

That's all I have my friends, so sorry~ Sorry for not updating new chapters~
Life sucks and I just hate writing rn~