I love you

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Nagisas P.O.V
I was dared...to joke with Karma...
Well since we are in a relationship it won't hurt one right?
Nakamura.....I'll dye your hair pink

Now,where the heck is he?

I looked in the bedroom and it was a miracle

I found him

He was laying on his back,watching Devils and Realist
Fanboying over it. I feel so sad about that anime. I ship Dandelion and William so much,there are little scenes of them but the anime is not yaoi. Then I heard his voice yell
''Dandelion,I'll kick your demon ass and force you two to kiss. You'll fall in love I swear to Satans bun.''
Wut?
What to tell him?
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Oh! Hell I know
''Hey Karma!''
''Eh? Oh,Nagisa? What?''
''I love-''
''I love you to-''
''Nutella.''
We fisrt stared at each other for a moment and then he made the 'Why Nutella but not me' face.
''What about me?''
''Hmmm. I'll rather marry a frog than you.''
''WHAT?!!''
''C'mon Karma. A frog has beautifull eyes and Nutella is really sweet.''
''....are you serious?''
''I'm serious just like a mental hosiptal doctor.''
''......''
And then I closed the door and went to the kitchen so I can make dinner.

Karmas P.O.V
Nutella!? Frog!? Mental hosiptal!? Is he on drugs!? How can he love Nutella but not me!?
I'm never going to buy Nutella again. I'm never going to walk him to the forest where he can see a frog. I'll never play Mental Hosiptal again...

                   The next day

Nagisas P.O.V
Now,I'm going to scare him. This isn't good. I'm enjoying this way too much.

I dressed up like a snake demon. I got fangs,yellow eyes,hair down,bloody hands.
I drew a demon contract ring on the floor and let a little blood drip on it.
Now all I have to do is to scream and to hide in the dark.
Its 9 p.m so its really dark.

I screamed and hid.
I heard him yell my name and him running from his bedroom down the stairs. When he lighted the lights and looked at the very very messy living room his face was priceless XD. I kept myself from laughing.
Just when he saw the contract ring and the blood his body froze.
Now the best part.
I slowly sneaked behind him and waited there for a minute.
Then I tapped his shoulder.
He turned around and when he saw me and my bloody fangs his eyes went wide.
Here it comes Nagisa.
''Who the fuck are you!? What are you!? WHERE IS NAGISA!!?''
My voice was quite demonic,thanks to Kayano teaching me T^T
''I'm the demon that little boy summoned.''
''What!? Where the hell is he!?''
''Hm? Oh. He turned to ash. I bit him and well...I drank too much.''
''Hey hey hey. Are you pranking me whoever you are?''
''What pranking are you talking about?''
I stepped closer,licking my lips in a seductive way,swinging my hips a little.
He backed off but tripped over the soffa and fell down on his back. It was my chance.
But before I could jump on him he grabbed my shoulders and pushed me down on the floor. Be was on top of me.
Nagisa,you're screwed
The first thing that came on my mind.
''I can fight you know little demon.''
''Tch. Are you misunderstanding my demon powers?''
''Oh. So it won't hurt if I ''do things to you''?''
What!?
''....You kiddin' bruh?''
''Nagisa you only speak like that.''
''You found me out ok ok now GET OFF!!''
''No way. You have to learn a lesson~''
''I LOVE NUTELLA!!''
''THEN CALL ME NUTELLA!''
''That would just be weird...''
''You are a weirdo.''
''HUH!? Dumbass you picking a fight with me!?''
''WHO IS A DUMBASS YOU IDIOT!?''
''SHUT UP I HAVE A AVERAGE PERSONALITY I'M NOT A NERD LIKE YOU!!''
''ME!? A NERD!?''
''YEAH!''
And so on.
And so on.
'Till our neighboors yelled at us to shut the fuck up...

I'm sorry. I was crappy but I was bored so yeah...
Thank you for reading.
Stay strong
Cat out

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