Book Of AAAAA

VOLTRON!!!

I am about to make no sense for this whole chapter. This might as well be the first voltron rant because I have A LOT to talk about. I'll just explain some things first. 

m'kay?

M'KAY!

Now voltron is this show on Netflix right now, it is a new version of the original voltron show back in like 1984. It was about these five lions that form a weapon called voltron to defeat Zarkon. Basically. There is so much more in it ,of course. 

Voltron legendary defender is the 2016 -???? version. It has the same founding ,but they built so much on that and I love it! I am going to talk about the characters in this one ,so to filter all the readers here ,let me say this now.

GET YOUR ASS OUT TO WATCH VOLTRON IF YOU NEVER WATCHED IT BEFORE.I will be talking about up to date things and the show is four seasons in! I don't want to ruin the potential voltron trash babies that could hatch.

And if you have watched voltron and get offended by other people's theories and opinions, then I suggest you to leave this page and never come back. I'm not trying to start any arguments about a show we love.

Okay let's begin.( This is the start of my screaming, btw.)

Shiro~

SPACE DADDY! I'm not going into full on fangirl mode ,okay? That is a cannon nick name given to shiro. Space dad. But just look at him! He's so much like a father figure in this show. 

A father with PTSD ,war marks, and an amputated now mechanical arm that's a weapon. Isn't he just beautiful?

But now ,he is no longer beautiful because HE IS NOT SHIRO! OUR SHIRO IS LOCKED UP IN A GALRA SHIP GETING MORE TRAUMATIZED! THIS SHIRO IS NOT MY SHIRO. HIS WHITE TUFF OF HAIR IS SHORTER, HIS ARM DON'T LIGHT UP LIKE IT USED TO, HE AIN'T THAT SAME FATHER FIGURE.

SPACE DADDY DISAPPEARED AFTER FIGHTING THAT BATTLE! SO WHAT? DO YOU THINK HAGGAR DECIDED HE NEEDED A HAIRCUT? NO! DO YOU THINK HE DECIDED TO NOT LIGHT UP HIS ARM TO MAKE HIS STYLE DIFFERENT? NO!

It's like when you drop your chocolate and vanilla ice cream on the ground. But guess what, when you ask for another ice cream, that vanilla dollop got smaller!

Now big dollop daddy has to stand aside and watch you eat small dollop bitch on the ground you dropped him on! Go ahead and lick small dollop bitch's lies because when big dollop daddy comes back, GUESS WHO IS GOING UPDATE THIS SAYING THEIR RIGHT! 

You know what? I watched a video of Ordinary Dreamer saying something that needs to go on.

#notmyspacedad 

And I know if I'm wrong ,I'm going to fall out like those ladies on Maury. 

Keith~