For some reason, it feels like people think I'm lying to them. My family thinks I'm lying to them. Friends have thought I was lying to them.
I really don't understand why they think that. Whenever I tell somebody something, it's either from my memory or straight up sarcasm. It's even that sarcasm where you should know it's sarcasm because my accent doesn't change for nothing!
If we have a conversation and somebody says some stupid shit, can you honestly tell me you didn't know I was being sarcastic when my southern accent turned into a Malibou barbie doll commercial just to say "I totally love what you did with your hair this weekend. And I definitely needed to know what you did in the back seat of your car with your hairdresser, too~"
Would you honestly believe what I'm saying if it's like that? Although, there are those people who take everything seriously.
Like my sister. My sister is the total opposite of me. She likes to have a schedule. She doesn't like random things. She eats the same things and stays excited for it. She can't handle chaos. She is a hardcore sadist.
It's like she came from a different planet. Like I have never seen someone so upset to have their scheduled changed in my life. She is also a person who understands me the most. Which means she hardly understands me.
She is my translator, too. A job that she has barely kept and almost got fired from multiple times. Okay so, I'm going to explain. Apparently, I cause people to misunderstand me a lot, so my sister has acted as a translator for me. I honestly don't understand how I cause people to misunderstand what I'm saying ,though.
Maybe that's why people think I'm lying. I can't even understand what I'm saying sometimes, so that could be it.
Would that make me a liar or what? Just someone that is challenged in a way, I guess.
