So apparently my battle was the last one. I guess that makes sense since everyone else went before me, heh heh... I wonder who'll teach me. I doubt I'll get away with the rap battle again. What should my main weapon be? Oh, I know... It's the most deadly weapon in the hands of a woman. It's a...
FRYING PAN!! I mean women are so good at handling them that they can pull them out of no where. Not to mention how confused men would be if they don't have a wife.
"Hey, Asuma? Do you know anyone who can teach me Pan jutsu?" I asked as Asuma shuddered at the name.
"Yep... You would be really good with that as a weapon. I suggest you ask Yoshina. She's a master at it." Said Asuma not daring to say the name.
"Ok!" I said really perky while looking for Yoshina, Pineapple, or Shikaku.
"Hey, Pineapple! Where's your mom?" I asked as he pointed over to her.
"Why do you need to see her?" Asked Shikamaru.
"I want her ton teach me Pan jutsu!" I said as Shikamaru turned deathly pale, "Bye again!"
"What can I do for my daughter today?" Asked Yoshina.
"I was wondering if you would teach my Pan jutsu?" I asked as the previous generation of InoShikaCho turned pale.
"I'd be delighted to! You need to keep men in line somehow." She Said as they fainted.
"Thanks, bye Yoshina!" I said as I left.
"Just call me mom."
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Stuck in Naruto! | DISCONTINUED
FanfictionRose thought she was alone in this cruel world. She only had Naruto and Naruto Shippuden to comfort her. Her parents didn't care what she did. Eventually after finally getting her parents to notice her, well things took a turn for the worse... This...
